He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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