I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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