i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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