Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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