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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone

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• (858): View more from California

  the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i need to put some appletini on your dick

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  "Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.

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