He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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