How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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