lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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