She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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