i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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