It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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