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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing

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  The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?

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  Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."

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• (516): View more from New York

  On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?

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  Strong 6

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  That's an oxymoron.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions

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• (786): View more from Florida

  She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick

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  I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.

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• (909): View more from California

  I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.

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