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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  video games are the ultimate cock blocker

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth

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• (831): View more from California

  You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.

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  So date night went well?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups

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