He is such a slut. More and more my type.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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