Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
