She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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