I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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