We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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