Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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