I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
