is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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