ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Randomize
