But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I party with great urgency now.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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