Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
40s are totally the cure
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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