that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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