Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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