It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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