My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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