I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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