I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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