Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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