at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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