even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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