Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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