i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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