i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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