why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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