He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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