Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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