I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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