"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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