my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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