I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm always down for nudity.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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