Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
