at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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