i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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