So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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