I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I touched a dick in church today
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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