Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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