If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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