We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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