Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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