maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god