yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer