Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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