you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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