I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
