I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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