i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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