where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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