Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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